On the surface, there are many reasons why a Llama in your purse is better than a dog in your purse. Here are just a few of the obvious ones:
- A PurseLlama will never go pee-pee in your Prada.
- A PurseLlama does not bark, yap, whine, whimper, yip, or even spit, since you were probably thinking that anyway.
- Dogs have to go poo, and not always at a convenient time or place.
- Dogs get old, sick, and then die. That's just the cold hard truth talking.
- Dogs smell. No really, they do. But go ahead and take in a big lungful of your PurseLlama. What do you smell? Well, maybe...a hint of the exotic mountains of Peru, but your PurseLlama will never accidentally escape from the house one night and go roll around in the neighbor's garbage.
- The average cost of owning a dog in the United States is around $800 annually. "Dog Hostages" tend to live to be around 18. Use your shopping brain girls, that's around $14,400, or a nice ring. The total cost of a PurseLlama is about .35% of that.
- Dogs eat Poop, and then people kiss them, and that is just completely disgusting.
- Paris Hilton has a dog in her purse, and she's a little whore.
